A HIPPO CAN OPEN ITS MOUTH WIDE ENOUGH THAT A 4-FT TALL KID CAN FIT...NOW HOW DID THEY FIGURE THAT ONE OUT?
A FLOCK OF GEESE ON THE GROUND IS CALLED A GAGGLE, A FLOCK OF GEESE IN THE AIR IS A SKEIN
ELVIS ATE 1 POUND OF BACON EVERY MORNING FOR BREAKFAST! THAT'S IT! NOTHING ELSE!
IF ONE PERSON CONTINUALLY FARTED FOR A WHOLE YEAR STRAIGHT, THEY WOULD PRODUCE ENOUGH GAS TO FUEL AN ATOMIC BOMB(what did they eat for lunch?wow!)
A SNAIL CAN SLEEP FOR 3 YEARS WITH OUT WAKING UP
THE ROMANS USED CRUSHED MOUSE BRAINS AS TOOTHPASTE......GROSS!
ACTUAL COURT CASE: THE UNITED STATES VS. 350 CARTONS OF CANNED SARDINES
IN FRANCE, IT IS ILLEGAL TO NAME A PIG NAPOLEON
A SLUG HAS 4 NOSES
IN ENGLAND, IT IS ILLEGAL TO BE DRUNK WHILE OWNING A COW
WHEN BABY ESKIMOS HAVE COLDS, THEIR MOTHERS SUCK THE SNOT OUT OF THEIR NOSE.....REALLY GROSS!
A 375 POUND LADY STEPPED ON A 53 YR OLD GRAVE, AND THE GRAVE COLLAPSED UNDER HER WEIGHT. SHE IS SUING THE CEMETERY
A GUY HAVING HEART ATTACKS, AND WHO HAS DIABETES DUE TO OBESITY, IS SUING MCDONALDS, BURGER KING, WENDY'S, AND KFC BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T TELL HIM THAT HE SHOULDN'T EAT SO MUCH FAST FOOD
